A guy enters a bar sees a preety girl walks up to try and chat her up she screams on top of her voice no i cant have sex with you tonight everyone in d bar turns around and stares at him he's so embarrassed .a couple of mins later she apologises to him saying dat she's a psychology student dng research on how pple react to embarrassing situations he then screams on top of his voice 200 pounds is too much i cant pay dat...
U THINK ITS NOT FUNNY CHK DIS OUT...
A ninety year old man is examined by his doctor wen asked how he feels he said he couldn't be better as he has a new eighteen year old bride heavily pregnant for him the doctor den says lemme tell u a story a renowned hunter known for his ability to kill fearsome animals .one day he was rushing to d forest to hunt and in a hurry he took his umbrella on getting to d forest he saw a big grizzly bear he den pointed d umbrella at him and d bear died... D old man says dats not possible sum1 else must ave done it for him..d doctor replies exactly wat am getting at.....sum 1 else
OW ABOUT DIS
Two co workers were talking and den one asked ow many tyms were u at work dis week d oder replies I CAME TWICE a nun passing by hears dere conversation and gives both of them a dirty look......
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